What topics do you like to discuss?
I don’t like to discuss any topics.
Do you want to discuss the lunch we just had? I won’t. It was lunch. And we ate it. That’s about it.
Do you want to discuss politics? Everything is on fire. There are no jobs left. Everybody is eating and drinking poison.
Do you want to discuss my hobbies? I won’t. I’m a vague person. I learned and perfected crochet for 3 years, and now i barely touch it. Don’t ask me why? I don’t know. The weather is so hot, i dont want to touch my unfinished sweater and complete knitting it. So there goes my two hobbies.
Why am i not reading? Because my mind says that we aren’t prepared. I don’t know what that means. But i have to obey. So there goes the third hobby.
Journalling, you ask? The thought of picking up a pen and flipping through pages of my journal and land on a new page is simply a very exhausting task. I sighed just by thinking about it.
Do you want to discuss the weather? There’s the sun. Everybody is sweating. I hate my hair touching my neck. Highs and lows for the next 2 days? Bup bup bup, check the weather app, and shut it.
Do you want to discuss the latest instagram trend? The latest aesthetic? I don’t care. I can’t keep up with them. Clean girl aesthetic, it-girl aesthetic, cottagecore aesthetic, y2k aesthetic, and corporate girly aesthetic. No. Just no.
What? Are you saying I should ask about you? Buddy, do I look interested in myself?
Okay? I don’t want to discuss anything. I am gonna go and make myself a cup of tea and stare at a tree outside my window, if you don’t mind.